Category: Joke Board
New Orleans Crabs...
A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female crew member to take care of the box for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, mentioned that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Men never learn.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most men think.
Blondes are dumb, no matter what anyone says.
And men do learn. They learn to put up with women's shit.
LOL, Becky! I love it. As a blonde, it's great to see a joke about one who gives someone what they deserve.
i agree. like the joke. and as a blonde, i'm not dumb. clueless at times maybe, but not dumb. and i've never ehard a blonde joke that was even remotely funny. they are so far from the truth that they just aren't funny. this one is great.
lmao, love it, as always Becky.
haha i like this
lmao Becky, great! as always! lol. ANd Raven, you're really harsh. Some blonds are stupid, but so are brunettes and redheads, lol. Stereotypes, they're all stupid
Heh. Very nice.
haha funny
I love it too; great job.
Yes, well-done.